History's greatest tragedy is that Thomas Paine died before he could be a redditor
RIP Thomas Paine, you would have loved telling people to kill themselves on r/monarchism
Ohhh the earthly delights
Girls when the delights are earthly
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
One man ☝️ one lord ☝️ one faith ☝️ one baptism ☝️ two nunchucks ✌️
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“... You don’t know Virgil. I knew”—Mr. Brooke reflected in time that he had not had the personal acquaintance of the Augustan poet.
Middlemarch, George Eliot
gucci fall 2019 detail
getting into the shower: evil evil evil
being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime
getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)
William and Mary, 100% accurate ceramic portrait
more of a tits-out look
Saur true bestie...
going to start texting like a medieval monk… Woe! my brother in christ the line at the banking house has by the will of our Lord God in Heaven taken longer than I had previously in my mortal folly predicted. A lesson to us to remember our own shortcomings and that our Lord is the only Being able to understand in full the world He has blessed us with. Pray that I shall be released so that I may sooner join you. May God Bless and Keep You. - anno domini nostri Jesu Christi MMXXII
i’m back lads and eye am NOT pleased about it
“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”
—Oscar Wilde
truly a Mood how this is at once a profound evocation of the spiritual resonance of sexual intimacy, and a supremely gay & slutty little quip about the joys of giving head
serving absolute cunt while holding iced coffee is my gender
peter ackroyd, alan cumming, and me get it and that is all
wow baby me went off here lbr
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